It will be a Great Joke about green damn dam.

I read it from twitter:

RT @anxiaoyu: 转:@星岛环球网 转:@不在路上 香港科大内地招生 面试题为《谈对绿坝的看法》,凡事答案含有”操他妈”者一律予以录取。


The interview of Hong Kong University of Science and Thchnology (HKSTU) in China mailand is Talk about Green dam.If the answer of students including “Motherfucker”, that guy will be erolled.

Ofcousre, the HKSTU’s interview in China mailand, it is about the green dam.And the comments after the news, the netizens said, it’s too difficlut to answer cause the education system of China mailand. Some guys said, it was a good question. And instead of the Peking University’s interview, the question named: what reson do you think about The Rise Of The Great Nations in China (中国的大国崛起).


If you living in China, and if you can link with internet, you will see these 3 weapon which were born in Netizen’s language. Orz, ofcourse, you need to know Chinese. The 3 most dangerous weapons are: 俯卧撑(push up)、打酱油(buying sauce)、躲猫猫(hide-and-seek)。

You know, China mainland is a place which fullfill fantasy and maricles. And the internet in China is the last free world of Chinese netizen. For many reasons, netizen in China have to creat some new words to conclude many things which are more and more absurd.

For example, the 3 most dangerous weapons in history.  And the first is : 俯卧撑。 In Wengan Case, netizen pick 俯卧撑 from the official report which  power by Guizhou Police Department. As the report said, Li Shufen was killed by 俯卧撑( after she do 3 push up in the birgde, she die in the river ). From that on, 俯卧撑 was used in many ways. It just like a dangerous weapon.  netizen write it in their IM signture : the newest weapon:俯卧撑。And sometime, it was used like: Do Not doing 3 俯卧撑 in Midnight, or you will die abnormly.

The second weapon is:打酱油。It was born in the Sex Photos Gate which happen in Hongkong. It is a kiding word. when a citizen was interview about the photos in Guangzhou, he said, it is no concered of mine about the fucking sex photos. And from that on, many people used 打酱油 as comments in many post and news. It means, No Comments or I Can Not any about it.

What about 躲猫猫?Yeap, it is really a dangerous weapon. It was born in Yunnan Province. One man die in the police station, and he was injurned badly before he die. And the Great Fucking Police Station Claim, that guy die in the hide-and-seek game in Police station. So that 躲猫猫 became new dangerous weapon in China. When it was born, the media said, how  great the imagination is. People can die in Hide-and-Seek game,  and what things can not kill people?

These are 3 most dangerous weapon in the Chinese History, so , what’s your comments?

update:How Control 2.0 found its poster boy in Yunnan


A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the younger one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.

At the first house a woman complained, "I’ve been a little sick to my stomach."

The older doctor said, "Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why don’t you cut back on the amount you’ve been eating and see if that does the trick?"

As they left the younger man said, "You didn’t even examine that woman. How’d you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"

"I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."

"Hmmm," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I’ll try that at the next house."

Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She complained that she just didn’t have the energy she once did. "I’m feeling terribly run down lately."

"You’ve probably been doing too much extra work for the church." the younger doctor told her. "Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."

As they left, the elder doctor said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"

"Well, just like you did at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed."

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The singer named XueCun write a song : Tao Ge(President Hu) I love you.

It was very ……..

the lyric below(Thanks Google Translate tool )

In the year of 2007, the 17th National Congress of the communist party was held.
President Hu described China’s brand new future to the whole world.Since then, the Chinese people’s life began to change.


Street spacious, bright lights,


All our heart were in the shine;


Every moment, every experence.


We always feel new.


Are you tired, and you change all.


what are you doing, and can you listening?


Taoge I love you, I love you…..


They all said you are miracle.


I’d love to help you wipeing ,washing or cooking


If you want, all we’d love to.


Taoge I love you.


Taoge I love you, I love you.


They said you’d done something miracle.


I wanna make you least tired and kneading your tempe


If you just wanna it, we’d love to it.


Cause all we love you.