Also From My Friend：
Dear Andy: How have you been? Your mother and I are fine. We miss you. Please sign off your computer and come downstairs for something to eat. Love, Dad.
My name was David, but that shoulded old fashioned. So I shortened it to DVD!
Your baby is developing very nicely. Would you like to send him an e-mail?
Hello, Bob? It’s your father again. I have another quetion about my new computer. Can I tape a movie from cable TV then fax it from my VCR to my CD-ROM then e-mail it to my brother’s celluar phone so he can make a copy on his neighbor’s camcorder?
I want my husband to pay more attention to me. Got any perfume that smells like a computer?
Sorry about the order. I have all my passwords tattooed between my toes.
You said I should spend more time with our children, so I turn their faces into icons.
My husband passed away eight months ago, but we still keep in touch. His e-mail address is WalterZ@Heaven.com
The computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.